I made this story into a skit I want to perform at church.

(This is a story from a Paul Washer sermon) There was a group of early Christians that were meeting and they were worshipping Jesus. They sat there with their Bibles and they prayed to the Lord and talked about Him and His Grace and mercy. Suddenly they heard a faint booming sound and all their heads whipped around. The booming got louder and louder and louder and over the hill comes a brigade of Roman Soldiers carrying an altar with a little bowl of incense on it. The Roman Soldiers come and they bring forth the altar and they look at the believers and they say, "Come pay Homage to Ceasar your lord." One of the group went up, took a pinch fo ash and placed it on the altar and said, "Caesar is Lord." Another came up and did the same. Then one of the Believers came up, sweating and trembling before the Romans. They looked at him and tell him to pay homage. He picked up some ash and said, "Jesus Christ is Lord." And they kill him. Then one by one the believers came up trembling with fear and declared, "Jesus Christ is Lord", and the Romans slaughtered them all as they came foward like lambs to the slaughter. Then the Roman's picked up their altar and went on.